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    | Joliet, IL, USA | Uncategorized

    (I am closing the pharmacy curtain. A customer comes up to the counter.)

    Customer: “I need to pick up my prescription for my pain medication. I’m in a lot of pain.”

    Me: “Okay. Just for future reference, the pharmacy closes at 9pm.”

    Customer: “I know. I was too busy getting an iPhone to get here while you were open.”