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    The Proof Is In The Package

    | California, USA |

    Caller: “I need to track a couple of shipments. Can you look those up for me?”

    Me: “Sure. What are the invoice numbers?”

    Caller: “The tracking numbers are [tracking numbers].”

    Me: “I see that both deliveries were made last week. Do you think the boxes were lost in transit?”

    Caller: “No, they’re right here on my desk. I just need proof that they were delivered.”

    Me: *temporarily speechless* “Well, have a nice day!”

    Caller: “You do the same!”