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    The Problem With Dirty Words

    | Texas, USA | Bizarre

    Me: “How can I help you?”

    Caller: “Is this a joke?”

    Me: “Pardon me?”

    Caller: “Your company just did some landscaping for us and the dirt that you put in is dirty.”

    Me: “I’m sorry?”

    Caller: “The dirt is dirty.”

    Me: “Is there trash or rocks in the dirt?”

    Caller: “No, the dirt is just really dirty.”

    Me: “So you want us to come out and replace the dirty dirt with clean dirt?”

    Caller: “Yes, and I need it done as soon as possible. I don’t want it to make the rest of my dirt dirty too.”