The Problem With Blank Checks
(Takes place over phone.)
Me: “Nutrition, this is–”
Patient: “Yeah, I don’t want beef stew. I want something different. My nurse said I’m on a regular diet and can have anything I want.”
Me: “Alright, do you know what you would like?”
Patient: “I want two Pepsis; chicken strips with ranch, and honey mustard; a baked potato with sour cream, butter, and bacon bits; another apple crisp, but I want you guys to heat it up and serve it with ice cream; and a Caesar salad.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but the only things on your list that we have tonight are the baked potatoes and apple crisp. We also have–”
Patient: “THEY SAID I COULD HAVE ANYTHING!”
Me: “That we have in the kitchen!”
Patient: “Oh.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?