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    The Problem With Blank Checks

    | Joplin, MO, USA |

    (Takes place over phone.)

    Me: “Nutrition, this is–”

    Patient: “Yeah, I don’t want beef stew. I want something different. My nurse said I’m on a regular diet and can have anything I want.”

    Me: “Alright, do you know what you would like?”

    Patient: “I want two Pepsis; chicken strips with ranch, and honey mustard; a baked potato with sour cream, butter, and bacon bits; another apple crisp, but I want you guys to heat it up and serve it with ice cream; and a Caesar salad.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but the only things on your list that we have tonight are the baked potatoes and apple crisp. We also have–”


    Me: “That we have in the kitchen!”

    Patient: “Oh.”