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    The Prince Of Darkness Gets A Bad Rap

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    Me: “Hello. How can I help you?”

    Caller: “Yes, hello. I was just wondering if any of you there are Black Sabbath fans?”

    (I ask my other coworkers.)

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir. No one here seems to be huge fans or anything. Is there something I can help you with?”

    Caller: “Yeah! I need to know the name of this Black Sabbath song! It’s got a real sick beat, but I don’t know what it’s called!”

    Me: “Oh, well, if you know the lyrics I can look them up online for you to find out the title. If you’d like, I can find out if we have that CD right now.”

    Caller: “That’s the thing! I don’t know the lyrics! It just goes, ‘dunnnn, dunnn dunnnn’.”

    (He proceeds to attempt to hum the song for a few more minutes.)

    Me: “I’m really sorry, sir. But I really don’t know the name of that song.”

    Caller: “Isn’t anyone older there? Or someone that likes older music?”

    Me: “No, sorry. We’re all just a bunch of ‘young’ins’ here.”

    Caller: “Ah, I see. You are all too busy listening to rap music to know what Black Sabbath is. Thanks anyway!”