The Price of Verity

Customer: “Excuse me, I purchased this juicer from you yesterday and it doesn’t seem to be working. You have to take it back.”

Me: “Really? Well, I took that right out of the shipping crate it was delivered to us in, so no one here could have possibly have messed with it.”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “Just let me check something, please.”

(I take the juicer out of the box and carry it over to the kitchen. I plug it into an outlet and turn it on and watch as it revs up as normal.)

Me: “It seems to be in working order. Are you sure you hit the power switch on the side here to turn it on when you tried using it?”

Customer: “Hey, you’re supposed to just give me my money back, not check if I’m telling the truth!”

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