The Price For Solitude
Patient: “I want to know why I didn’t get a single room! I asked for a single room. I demand a single room!”
Me: “I’m sorry; every single room is currently occupied by patients who must be isolated.”
Patient: “I don’t get it. You have single rooms; why do you give those to other patients?”
Me: “The patients in our single rooms MUST have a single room for medical reasons. They have contagious illnesses.”
(I try to leave the room, but the patient jumps in front of the door.)
Patient: “You’re not leaving until you give me a single room! What do I have to do to get a single room?!”
Me: “This is ridiculous. The patients in those single rooms are contagious. We can’t put them in double rooms.”
Patient: *screaming* “What do I have to do to get a f****** single room?”
Me: “…catch tuberculosis?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?