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    The Price For Solitude

    | Paris, France |

    Patient: “I want to know why I didn’t get a single room! I asked for a single room. I demand a single room!”

    Me: “I’m sorry; every single room is currently occupied by patients who must be isolated.”

    Patient: “I don’t get it. You have single rooms – why do you give those to other patients?”

    Me: “The patients in our single rooms MUST have a single room for medical reasons. They have contagious illnesses.”

    (I try to leave the room, but the patient jumps in front of the door.)

    Patient: “You’re not leaving until you give me a single room! What do I have to do to get a single room?!”

    Me: “This is ridiculous. The patients in those single rooms are contagious. We can’t put them in double rooms.”

    Patient: *screaming* “What do I have to do to get a f****** single room?”

    Me: “…catch tuberculosis?”