The Poster Child For Unreasonableness, Part 2

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(This customer has spent 10 minutes complaining about minor things from her recent cruise from the weather to the color of the carpet.)

Customer: “Also, every night at dinner the unruly children we sat with would cry, whine, and pitch a fit. It wasn’t the upscale experience we expected and ruined our entire cruise.”

Me: “I’m sorry to hear that. As you are traveling again this year, I can certainly have a bottle of wine sent to your room for the inconvenience.”

Customer: “I hope you’ll do the same for my sister and her family. She always travels with us, so it would only be fair.

Me: *pulls up reservation* “I see you were scheduled to sit with her and her three children on the last cruise. Did they not accommodate you to dine together?”

Customer: “Oh, yes. We had a table of six.”

Me: “… So the unruly children?”

Customer: “Her bratty kids should never have been allowed in the dining room!”

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The Poster Child For Unreasonableness