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    The Pope Might Have Something To Say About That

    | Virginia Beach, VA, USA |

    Customer: “Sir, it is a sin to sell these Halloween decorations.”

    Me: “How else could folks get them?”

    Customer: “That’s not the point. Halloween is for Devil Worshippers.”

    Me: “No, it’s a Christian holiday, ushering in All Saints’ Day.”

    Customer: “No, that’s Catholic. I’m a Christian.”