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    The Perfect Answer

    | Newark, DE, USA | Awesome Workers, Geography

    (Two customers come into my store.)

    Me: “Hey, guys, if you have any questions just let me know.”

    Customer #1: “What’s the capital of Bolivia?”

    Me: “That’s one I don’t know off the top of my head.”

    Customer #1: “You said any question!”

    Me: “Yeah, I did, but I never said I’d have the answer.”

    Customer #2: *looks at customer #1* “That’s true, she didn’t say she’d have the answer.”

    Customer #1: “D*** it!”