The Party Don’t Start ‘Till I Walk In

| Lincoln, NE, USA | Uncategorized

(It’s 9 am and the phone rings. Note that we open at 10 am.)

Me: “Thank you for calling [store]. How may I help you?”

Caller: “What time do you open?”

Me: “10 o’ clock.”

Caller: “Then why are you there?”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Caller: “Why are you there answering phones if you’re not open?”

Me: “We have a lot to do to get the store ready for opening.”

Caller: “Well, you shouldn’t be there. Otherwise you should just open at 9.”

Me: “Sorry, sir, we’ll see you at 10!”

Caller: *click*