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    The Outer Limits Of Entertainment

    | Chandler, AZ, USA |

    Customer: “Two for ‘Ice Age’, please.”

    Me: “No problem. Did you want the 3-D showing at 2:15, or the regular, 2-D showing at 2:50?”

    Customer: “What’s the difference?”

    Me: “…thirty-five minutes, and a dimension.”