Talking About His Light Saber

(My boyfriend and I are out shopping, and I am unable to find anything I want because of my small size. I am getting rather frustrated. We go into one more store and separate. When again I find nothing, I meet up with my boyfriend at a graphic t shirt display. He is talking to an employee.)

Boyfriend: “Could you check in the back and see if you have any more in large of this Star Wars shirt?”

Employee: “Sorry, everything we have is out on the floor. If it’s not on the shelf, then we don’t have it.”

Boyfriend: “D***! I got all excited and was let down!”

Me: “Now you know how I feel all the time!”

(The employee could hardly keep in his laughter.)

Boyfriend: “Don’t encourage her. She’s horrible enough as it is!”

(The perverted side of this doesn’t even occur to me until my boyfriend tells me how the employee had took it. Whoops…)