The Only Thing Toasted Is His Mind
Customer: “I don’t want my sandwich toasted.”
Me: “No problem, sir. We actually don’t have a toaster here, so you don’t have to worry.”
Customer: “OH, YES, YOU DO! The last sandwich I got was toasted!”
Me: “Um. Are you sure it was from this store?”
Customer: “Yes. It was from this exact store, and it was toasted so bad I almost couldn’t eat it.”
Me: “I’m not sure how that’s possible, sir. We honestly don’t have a toaster, and we never have.”
Customer: “Oh, so now I don’t know what toasted bread looks like?”
Me: “I–”
Customer: “The top of my bread was brown. And do you know what makes bread brown?”
Me: “The crust?”
Customer: “A TOASTER!”
(Seriously, no toaster. Ever. At all.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.