The Only Thing It Swallowed Was Her Pride

Customer: “Oh, miss, I have a problem.”

Me: “What can I help you with?”

Customer: “The ATM took my card. It says here, though, that it’s invalid and my card is out of date, so maybe that’s why.”

(I get the keys to the ATM and open it up.)

Me: “I’m sorry, but your card is not in there. Are you sure it took it?”

Customer: “No, it did! It did! *pulls out an ATM card* “It looks like this! Oh, wait… this is my card. Never mind.”

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