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    The Offend-O-Bot 3000 Strikes Again

    | Orlando, FL, USA | Top

    (An old man walks into the lobby.)

    Me: “Hi, how are you doing?”

    Customer: “Everyone I can.”

    Me: “…”

    (The customer pulls out a cigar, lights it, then ashes it on the counter.)

    Me: “You can’t smoke a cigar in here.”

    Customer: “That’s what she said.”

    Me: “…”