The Note Is More Thong Than Wrong

(My friend passes me a note in class. I take one look at it, laugh, and write something else on it before passing it back without trying to hide what I’m doing from the teacher. Predictably she sees, walks back over, and takes the note from me.)

Teacher: “Well, since this is apparently more important than history lessons, you shouldn’t mind too much when I read it aloud to the class.”

Me: “Uh, you might want to read it to yourself first before you read it out loud.”

(Thankfully she listens to me.)

Friend’s Note: “I wonder how long it’s going to take [Teacher] to realize her thong is showing?”

My Note: “Maybe if we’re not discreet, she’ll see us, read the note, and fix the problem before anyone else notices.”

(She took one look at the note, turned bright red, and then rushed back to her seat to quietly correct the problem. We didn’t get in trouble.)