The Not So Smooth Path To A Smoothie

| Charlotte, NC, USA | At The Checkout, Bizarre, Food & Drink

(I work at a coffee shop that also sells smoothies. On the smoothie menu board there is a note saying all smoothies come with a banana, protein, etc.)

Customer: “Hi, I’d like two strawberry smoothies and these bananas please.”

Me: “Sure thing. Would you like a bag for your bananas today?”

Customer: “No, could you actually add them to the smoothies for me?”

Me: “All smoothies come with a banana. Did you want to add an extra banana?”

Customer: “Oh, no, I thought the sign meant we had to purchase our own bananas for the smoothies.”

(I give him a refund for the bananas and he leaves happily while my crew and I try to hold back laughter.)