Chili Out Before Bed Time
(My boyfriend is cutting some jalapeno peppers for the chili he is making for work. I am in his living room.)
Boyfriend: “I feel really hot, but I can’t tell if it’s just warm in here or if it’s from the peppers. The directions said to use gloves, but I’m not.”
Me: “You are so washing your hands several times before any kind of sex is happening.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?