This Is All On U

(A friend is driving me home, having first dropped another friend off at the Metro station, to which I live VERY close. First, she turns the wrong way exiting the station and has to make a U-turn. Then, maybe one minute later, she misses the turn into my apartment complex. This time turning around requires getting almost back onto the highway.)

Me: “We’re going to end up in Delaware, aren’t we? We’re going to keep trying to get me home, and we’re going to go a little further each time, and we’re going to end up in Delaware.”