Can You Smell The Love Tonight, Part 11
(My husband and I are in bed about to go to sleep when I cough and fart at the same time.)
Husband: “Honey, that was my leg you farted on.”
Me: “I’m sorry. I’m just so full of love for you it bursts out of every orifice.”
Husband: “… Nice save.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?