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    The Marketing Reality Distortion Field

    | Canada | Uncategorized

    Me: “…so if you cancel your others company’s long distance plan which costs you $10/month, and take ours that’s $8/month, you’ll save $2/month.”

    Customer: “Look I called up to save money, and you’re gonna increase my bill?”

    Me: “Well, yes, but overall you’ll save…”

    Customer: “Look I’ve studied marketing, and you’re not doing this right.”

    Me: “Look…I study math.”