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    The Lion, The Witch, And The Toilet

    | Arizona, USA |

    Me: “Front desk, how may I help you?”

    Customer: “Where is the bathroom!?”

    Me: “Are you referring to the lobby bathroom? That’s just down the hall from your room on the right side, towards the lobby.”

    Customer: “No! I mean the bathroom in my room! It doesn’t have one!”

    Me: “I can assure you it does, sir. Have you tried opening the door that you didn’t enter your room through?”

    Customer: “Oh sh**! I thought that lead to another room.” *click*

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