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    The Lesser Of Two Intergalactic Evils

    | Virginia, USA |

    (An elderly man dressed like a hippie is looking through our PS2 section.)

    Customer: “Now, this game has the right idea.” *gestures to a copy of ‘Destroy All Humans’* “Humanity is what’s killing mother Earth. The world would be so much better if we just got rid of them all.”

    Me: “Um, sir, do you really think a race whose primary weapon is an anal probe gun would really do any better?”

    Customer: *thinks it over* “No, I suppose you’re right.” *sadly puts the game back and walks away*