(An elderly man dressed like a hippie is looking through our PS2 section.)

Customer: “Now, this game has the right idea.” *gestures to a copy of ‘Destroy All Humans’* “Humanity is what’s killing mother Earth. The world would be so much better if we just got rid of them all.”

Me: “Um, sir, do you really think a race whose primary weapon is an anal probe gun would really do any better?”

Customer: *thinks it over* “No, I suppose you’re right.” *sadly puts the game back and walks away*