The Lesser Of Two Intergalactic Evils
(An elderly man dressed like a hippie is looking through our PS2 section.)
Customer: “Now, this game has the right idea.” *gestures to a copy of ‘Destroy All Humans’* “Humanity is what’s killing mother Earth. The world would be so much better if we just got rid of them all.”
Me: “Um, sir, do you really think a race whose primary weapon is an anal probe gun would really do any better?”
Customer: *thinks it over* “No, I suppose you’re right.” *sadly puts the game back and walks away*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.