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  • October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

    The Lesser Of Teen Evils

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    (A man and his two sons are checking out through my register. The younger of the two sons grabs a bag of Skittles from the candy selection.)

    Son: “Dad, can I have some Skittles?”

    Dad: “No. Teenage girls eat Skittles. And what are teenage girls?”

    Both sons: *raising their little fists in the air* “EVIL!”