The Less This Employee Nose, The Better

, | Kennebunk, ME, USA | Bizarre, Food & Drink, Health & Body

(Our store has just started their avocado promotion which seems to be very popular.)

Customer: “My husband wants avocado on his sandwich… weirdo!”

Me: “Yeah, I’m not a big fan either, to be honest.” *starts putting avocado on her sandwich*

Customer: “Ew! I don’t know how he can cut an avocado in half and just scoop out the guts. Gross!”

Me: “Oh, does he?”

Customer: “Yeah! It’s so nasty! He’s so weird! If I want to eat anything green and goopy, it better be coming out of my own nose!”