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    The Last Scupper

    | California, USA | Religion

    (I notice a customer looking at the passover cards, looking frustrated, so I go over to help her.)

    Me: “Can I help you find anything, ma’am?”

    Customer: “Yeah, I’m looking for Christian passover cards.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, we don’t carry any Christian Passover cards. Were you maybe looking for the Easter cards?”

    Customer: “No, I need Passover cards for a Christian.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but Passover is a Jewish holiday. We don’t carry Christian Passover cards because Christians don’t celebrate it.”

    Customer: “Jesus did!”