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    The Land Of The Free And Home Of The Portable Umbrella

    | Anchorage, AK, USA | Food & Drink

    (I am clearing off the tables on the deck of the restaurant because it has just started raining. Most people have moved inside.)

    Customer: “Are you guys kicking us off the deck?”

    Me: “No, sir, you are welcome to stay out here as long as you wish.”

    Customer: “In that case, can you move one of the tables with the umbrellas so they cover my wife?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but the tables are bolted down to the deck and I can’t move them.”

    Customer: “The tables…they don’t move? But this is America!”