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    The Land Of Surf, Sun And Time Dilation

    | Ohio, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for calling ****, this is ****, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “Yes, I’d like to place an order.”

    Me: “I’d be happy to do that for you, however our ordering system is down. If you’d like to call back in 15 minutes, someone can help you with that.”

    Customer: “OK, so is it 15 minutes Hawaii time, or your time?”

    Me: “No…just 15 minutes…I’m pretty sure that’s the same no matter where you are, ma’am.”

    Customer: “Oh! OK, thanks.”