The Lamp Isn’t The Only Thing That Needs Rewiring
(A tweaker-looking kid comes up to my cash register holding an old lamp that clearly needs professional rewiring. I am no electrician; I’m merely a cashier.)
Customer: “Do you sell a cord that plugs into this to make it work?”
(I look closely at the lamp.)
Me: “I see that it has no place to plug any modern cord. You will need to speak with someone in the electrical department for help with rewiring it.”
Customer: *bursts into a sing-song yell* “I wish you knew how to do your d*** job!”
(He then runs off in circles, drops some merchandise and heads for the exit.)
Customer: “Kiss my royal f***ing a**!”
Me: “Just leave. Go away. Don’t come back again!”
(The boy continues swearing and flipping the bird. He has to be escorted out. My manager approaches me.)
Manager: “Is it a full moon?”
(Later on, a coworker from the electrical department comes up to the manager.)
Coworker: “Did you see a dirty guy with a brass lamp? He just hit me and called me a monkey while I was with a customer!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?