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    The Lady Doth Go For Broke, Methinks

    | Cold Spring, KY |

    (A lady enters the store and gives me a raincheck that expired long ago)

    Me: “Um, ma’am, this raincheck expired 90 days after you received it.”

    Customer: “It doesn’t say that.”

    (I point to where it does, in fact, say that)

    Customer: (completely seriously) “That wasn’t there before.”

    (I hand the raincheck back)

    Me: “Would you still like to buy this product?”

    Customer: “Yes, I have this raincheck for buy one get one free.”