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The Lady Doth Go For Broke, Methinks
Superstore | Cold Spring, KY
(A lady enters the store and gives me a raincheck that expired long ago)
Me: “Um, ma’am, this raincheck expired 90 days after you received it.”
Customer: “It doesn’t say that.”
(I point to where it does, in fact, say that)
Customer: (completely seriously) “That wasn’t there before.”
(I hand the raincheck back)
Me: “Would you still like to buy this product?”
Customer: “Yes, I have this raincheck for buy one get one free.”
(732 Thumbs Up!)
