The Knights Of Ni Say Boo
(Before a performance of Spamalot, I was watching a young attendant walking up and down the aisle selling spam sandwiches the way other plays would sell ice cream.)
Sandwich Seller: “Spam sandwiches! Anyone care for a spam sandwich? Would anyone like to buy a spam sandwich?”
Audience Member: “What flavour are they?”
Sandwich Seller: “… spam.”
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