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    The Knights Of Ni Say Boo

    | London, UK |

    (Before a performance of Spamalot, I was watching a young attendant walking up and down the aisle selling spam sandwiches the way other plays would sell ice cream.)

    Sandwich seller: “Spam sandwiches! Anyone care for a spam sandwich? Would anyone like to buy a spam sandwich?”

    Audience member: “What flavour are they?”

    Sandwich seller: “… spam.”