The Knights Of Ni Say Boo
Theatre | London, UK
(Before a performance of Spamalot, I was watching a young attendant walking up and down the aisle selling spam sandwiches the way other plays would sell ice cream.)
Sandwich seller: “Spam sandwiches! Anyone care for a spam sandwich? Would anyone like to buy a spam sandwich?”
Audience member: “What flavour are they?”
Sandwich seller: “… spam.”














