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    The House Elves Are On Strike

    | Southampton, UK |

    (A customer has dumped some of her shopping on a display in the middle of the shop. After seeing her do this, I go over and pick up the items to return them to their rightful place. The customer sees me do this and start storming towards me.)

    Customer: “What are you doing?”

    Me: “Oh, I’m sorry. Did you still want these items?”

    Customer: “No, but why are you moving them?”

    Me: “Well, they have to be moved back to where they came from so the store is kept tidy.”

    Customer: “Yes, but why are you doing it? Can’t you wait for those other people to do it?”

    Me: “Sorry, who?”

    Customer: “The people that come out when no one’s around, the ones that move everything around?”

    Me: “Uh, I’m sorry, but we don’t employ any stock…ninjas. I’ll just take those items for you.”