Me: “Thank you for calling [italian restaurant], how can I help you?”

Customer: “I’d like to make a reservation for two people.”

Me: “I’m sorry, we only take reservations for parties of six or larger.”

Customer: “But I want to make a reservation for two people.”

Me, repeating: “I’m sorry, we only take reservations for parties of six or larger.”

Customer: “Well, what if I tell you the reservation is for six people and then only show up with two?”

Me: “Ma’am, I won’t write that reservation down.”

Customer: *click*