The Hole In His Logic
Customer: “I’m looking for your nuts.”
Me: “Those are on aisle four, sir.”
Customer: “I’ve already looked and I can’t find them. I’m looking for my favorites.”
Me: “All the types of nut we have in stock are in aisle four, if you can’t find them then we don’t stock them. Do you want me to have a look for you?”
Customer: “No no, I’ll go look again.”
(Five minutes later, he returns.)
Customer: “I still can’t find my favorite nuts!”
Me: “Then I am afraid we must not stock them.”
Customer: “But my wife gets them for me from here every week!”
Me: “What type of nuts does she buy you?”
Customer: “Donuts…”
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