Me: “9-1-1, police fire or ambulance?”

Customer: “Police.”

Me: “What’s your emergency?”

Customer: “Is it illegal for a 14 year old to be drinking Jack Daniels?”

Me: “Yes, it is.”

Customer: “Oh, okay. And, one more question. Is it illegal for a 14 year old to be smoking marijuana?”

Me: “Yes, it is, ma’am.”

Customer: “Oh, okay. My son told me it wasn’t. I’d like you to arrest my son please. He’s been doing this for a couple of years now!”