The Grinch Comes Earlier Every Year

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(I have rung up a customer, and hand her the food. She is getting ready to drive away.)

Me: “Have a happy Thanksgiving!”

Customer: *yelling fairly loudly* “Well, that was rude! It’s ‘Happy Holidays.’ Saying Thanksgiving is politically incorrect! Stupid girl!”