Customer: “Excuse me, I have a question about your wild Alaskan Salmon. Why does it say it’s a product of the United States on it?”

Me: “Yes, ma’am, it is.”

Customer: “But if it’s a product of the US, then it’s not really Alaskan salmon, right?”

Me: *speechless* “Um, the label’s correct, ma’am.”

Customer: “So, then it’s not from Alaska?”

Me: “Alaska is a part of the United States. The salmon is fresh from Alaska.”

Customer: “Oh, okay…” *rolls eyes and leaves*

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