The Great Doll Heist of ’08
(I was working in the back, getting things ready for the next floor set, and I had to pull some mannequins from the floor and dress them. I was dragging one of the full-body forms towards the back, when a customer approached me.)
Customer: “Excuse me, do you work here?”
(Note that I’m wearing the uniform and I still have a headset in my ear.)
Me: “No, ma’am, I’m stealing this mannequin.”
Customer: “Oh, okay. thanks.”
(She turns around to find someone else to help her.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.