November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

The Gift Of Friendship

| NY, USA | At The Checkout, Bizarre

Customer: “I am going to pay with a gift card.”

Me: “Okay, swipe it there.”

Customer: *swipes gift card*

Me: “Would you like me to take the gift card for you? There’s nothing left on it.”

Customer: “No, I like to keep them on my desk.”

Me: “Okay…”

Customer: “I keep them on my desk because when I invite my friends over, I see who’s really my friend. If the gift card is still there when they leave, they are a true friend. If not, I know to have a shotgun waiting for them when they come back!”

Me: “… Good idea?”