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    The Ghost Of Christmas Freebies

    | Toronto, Canada |

    (At the cash till beside me I hear this exchange.)

    Customer: “You should be giving out candy canes.”

    Coworker: “Pardon me?”

    Customer: “It’s Christmas, you should be in the Christmas spirit! I want to know why you aren’t handing out candy!”

    Coworker: “Well, it’s very busy today and we’re understaffed. If we were to take someone off of cash, people would have to wait far too long to purchase their books.”

    Customer: “I don’t want to hear your excuses! Let me talk to your manager.”

    Coworker: “He’s right there, two tills down.”

    (My coworker takes the next person in line.)

    Customer #2: “What was she complaining about?”

    Coworker: “She was complaining that she wasn’t getting any free candy.”

    Customer #2: *jokingly* “In that case, can I have a free puppy?”