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The Genie Ate The Punchline

| Christchurch, New Zealand | Rude & Risque

(I am ringing up a customer and he is ready to pay by credit card. I hold my hand out to swipe his card for him, but he refuses.)

Customer: “Oh, no, let me swipe it!”

Me: “Okay, right down there when you’re ready.”

Customer: “It’s a bit hard to handle.”

(I say nothing and finish the transaction.)

Customer: “You just have to know how to stroke it the right way, you know?”

Me: “Uh, yeah. Sure!”

Customer: “It’s funny, because it sounds sexual.”