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    The Gay Jean Debate

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    Customer: “Why do these jeans say ‘straight leg’ on the tag?”

    Me: “Oh, we carry three different types of jeans. So, we mark each pair to—”

    Customer: “No.”

    Me: “I’m sorry?”

    Customer: “That’s not right. Tell me the real reason!”

    Me: “Because they’re straight legged jeans.”

    Customer: “NO!”

    Me: “Well…ma’am, why do you think they’re marked like that?”

    Customer: “Well, how should I know? That’s why I asked you, but you won’t tell me!”

    Me: “They say that because the jean legs are straight all the way down, see?”

    Customer: *angry* “The jeans aren’t gay friendly?!”

    Me: “Uh…no, they are. They’re totally gay friendly.”

    Customer: *brightens* “Oh, okay!”

    (And she bought them!)