A Good Instructor Keeps You On Your Toes
(My driving instructor is prone to very dry humor. I make a comment on how small the gas pedal is on this particular brand of car compared to others.)
Me: “How do your students who have large feet drive this thing without pressing two pedals at once?”
Driving Instructor: *deadpan* “I chop off their toes. I have a saw in the trunk for that.”
Me: “You’re sadistic!”
Driving Instructor: “Nah, I’m just convenient.”
(Cue a ten minute conversation on how well people can live with severed toes.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.