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    The Frozen Wastes

    | Canada | Food & Drink, Rude & Risque, Top

    Customer: “Hello dear. Could you tell me where the bathrooms are?”

    Me: “Towards the back of the restaurant, behind the bar.”

    Customer: “Thank you.”

    (The customer goes away for a time and comes to find me later.)

    Customer: “Thank you again, dear, but you may want to change your bathroom decor. It looks a lot like a freezer.”

    Me: “Ma’am, our bathrooms look nothing like a freezer. They are normal bathrooms.”

    Customer: “Oh dear…”