November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

The Fringes Of Sanity

| London, England, UK | Bizarre

(I am shaving my head in public for charity at a school fair. Because my hair is too long to shave straight off, anyone at the fair can pay £1 to chop a chunk of my hair off, putting said hair in a bucket afterwards. A man walks into the fair, sees my stall, and makes a beeline for it.)

Me: “Hello! I’m raising money for charity. Would you like to cut a lump of my hair off for £1? It’s all being shaved at 9pm.”

Man: *smiles, says nothing, and puts £1 on the table*

Me: “Great, here are the scissors.”

Man: *takes the scissors and cuts some of my hair*

Me: “Nice one! If you’d just like to put the hair in the bucket ove—”

Man: *smiles, looks at my newly cut hair, and walks out of the fair with it*

Me: *speechless*